curtisplease:

we’re getting there

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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asoapboxmanifesto:

wow

(Source: sarark)

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vanillabeanmini:

I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

5 hours ago with 95,271 notes
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memeterprise:

wrecked

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rocketpowers:

+ I woke up like this…flawless

YAASSS BAE

(Source: lilycolons)

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oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

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rollin-in:

brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed to hard

Hahahahahah

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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